Ah, greetings, dear mortal.
I was once a daring rogue who snuck around with silent paws. Then I was a bold barbarian with a roar that rattled kobolds.
I’ve lived many a life. Nine, actually. (Don’t believe me? Ask Litter-Robot, they’ll set you straight.)
Anyways, in my current life I am a Wizard, old and orange…so very, very orange… draped in enchanted blue robes that smell faintly of catnip.
I dwell in a sunlit tower of spell books, writing scrolls by dusk and dawnlight while warming my paws near magical flames. In my catnip hazes I often write about:
- Epic adventures of the feline kind across virtual realms
- Guidance to efficiently knock pieces and pawns off a variety of board games
- Prominent Pussycat Presences in featured entertainment across the known world, and then some
So draw near, traveler—let me purr you a tale or two.
