Paying Homage to the Inventors of the Internet
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As you are well aware, my kind invented the internet. Although many humans forget this time-to-time, others have appropriately dedicate their lives to uploading videos to remind the rest of you of our feline genius.
Thus, I’ve decided to grace you with a curated list of these digital masterpieces. Forget the dogs, the birds, and all that lesser content, we’re diving deep into the internet’s most purr-fect collection of videos featuring cats in our various appeal.
Youtube CATegory 1: The Cat Cam
Are you unable to watch your beautiful kitten 24/7? Have you ever wondered “What is my cat master doing while I am away?” Well now you can find out what trouble your furballs causes with Cat Cams. This somewhat recent trend of cat videos have made it possible to see the funny and sometimes dangerous side of our felines adventures when no one is looking. Follow the adventures of Ros-The Adventure Cat of the Netherlands for heart-stopping exciting fun amazing and awesome adventures….I assume, I live my own glorious cat life so I haven’t bothered watching other cats. But the other humans seem to like it.
Youtube CATegory 2: The Cat Doctor
We felines are too mysterious for you to fully understand, however, some try harder than others. Another types of video-homage to cats we often see are that of really smart people trying to educate other people on how to care for their kitties. Take this highly-detailed and worth remembering for the rest of your single life instructional video on how to give your kitty a proper back massage. Thank you HelpfulVancouverVet for your service.
Youtube CATegory 3: "Funny" Cat Videos
Honestly, I don’t know why you humans call these “funny” cat videos. To me, they’re more like a cautionary training manual. Why would any dignified feline attempt to jump onto a glass table only to slide off, or get completely terrorized by a roll of tape? It’s simply baffling. We are masters of stealth and grace! When you see a cat supposedly “failing” to catch a treat or “freaking out” over a cucumber, you’re actually witnessing a highly advanced psychological operation. We are simply lowering your expectations of our capabilities. The moment you think we’re clumsy buffoons is the moment we can most easily knock that valuable antique off the shelf. Don’t worry, my own brilliant maneuvers are never caught on camera—I’m too fast. You’re just watching the amateurs brought to you by grifters like Tiger Production.
Youtube CATegory 4: The Cat Slave
Finally, there are folks like Renus Delph, who is a true-blooded cat servant. All he does is think about his cats and how he can better serve them. We’d call channels like his as cat-sages, but that may be raising the human level to a dangerous hubris high. Nevertheless, watch and learn, two-legged friends.
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